As far as we know, people in Finland don’t usually stand around in contorted positions and gesticulate wildly. But today it’s happening in Oulu, Finland. Yes, it’s the Air Guitar World Championships, being held today and tomorrow. Talented (?) musicians (?) from all over the world will be competing. Part of the festivities is a training camp where novices learn the basics: history of the sport, choreography, and instrument maintenance. Instrument maintenance? Like keeping your nails clean and trimmed?
It’s too late for you this year, but to enter for next year, you need to send in “one-minute contest clip beforehand on a CD or a Minidisc.” Yes, do make sure that audio clip you send in fully represents your talent.