Well, that’s not quite accurate because over-the-counter genetic tests are already here.  That is, if you consider that in the time it takes for me to type this post, I could, with an internet connection and a credit card, procure any number of genetic tests from www.23andme.com or a bunch of other companies.

Just don’t try to sell the kits at Walgreens.

Now obviously we’re not talking about your garden-variety paternity tests, which are available on pretty much any street corner these days for about thirty bucks, we’re talking the big test, the one that will tell you your predisposition for Alzheimer’s, obesity, or a physical attraction to Larry King.

Anyway, here’s the scoop:

Pathway Genomics announced Tuesday that its saliva swab would be on Walgreen’s shelves later this month, offering millions of Americans the chance peek into their genetic code for signs of inheritable diseases like Alzheimer’s.

But within 24 hours the company’s plan was met with stiff response from FDA regulators who said the products may run afoul of federal laws governing medical tests. On Wednesday, the FDA posted a letter to Pathways online, indicating the San Diego-based company never submitted its product for federal review, a requirement for medical devices.

I put my face in my hands at least three times while reading this article.   We have a very curious regulatory state indeed.