Ordinarily we wouldn’t mention the S-Bowl, since we are still very sad about the outcome of last week’s NFC Championship game. But the Hass Avocado Board has come out with a stupefying statistic: they predict a record 53.5 million pounds of avocado will be consumed this Sunday. That’s enough avocados to cover a football field waist-deep. We have to say it: Holy guacamole!